Grab a book, any book. Turn to page 56 or 56% in your eReader. Find any sentence, (or few, just don’t spoil it) that grabs you. Post it.
Of course your braiding is superior. While you were learning how to style yourself and be ladylike. I was being taught how to swing a golf club and shake hands aggressively.
I can’t even begin to process. I hope the entire book isn’t like this.